Lycia Naff
Sexy

Lycia Naff’s first big break came as a dancer on the ill-fated TV series Fame in 1982. She followed that role up with guest spots on various shows such as The Jeffersons, St. Elsewhere, and Hunter before garnering roles in a duo of made-for-TV movies: Heart of a Champion: The Ray Mancini Story (1985) and Love, Mary (1985). Never a “leading lady,” Lycia moved on to the big screen with a bit part in the hit film The Clan of the Cave Bear in 1986. She then snagged another bit role in the blockbuster Mel Gibson/Danny Glover buddy flick Lethal Weapon (1987) before recurring as Ensign Sonya Gomez on Star Trek: The Next Generation. However, it was her role in Total Recall (1990) that gained her the most notoriety. In it, she plays a bare-breasted hooker-type in a futuristic bar. The catch? She has three tits! After Recall, Lycia went on to appear in the doomed series The Flash in addition to Father Dowling Mysteries and Law & Order. But in the tradition of Swedish sexpot Christina Lindberg, Lycia transitioned to more journalistic endeavors, including positions at the Miami Herald and People Magazine. She still acts on occasion, as evidenced by her 2007 guest spot on Without a Trace and her 2008 guest spot on Ghost Whisperer. It’s a shame that the only intimate skin we’ve seen from Lycia is a prosthetic fit for an extraterrestrial or a Chernobyl survivor. We’d do anything to see her real private parts. ‘Naff said.